Jokes: Words Meaning during Performance Reviews

What those words mean during your performance reviews?

1. Loyal - Can't get a job anywhere else
2. Career Minded - Back stabber
3. Outgoing Personality - Always going out of the office
4. Great Presentation Skills - Able to bullshit
5. Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English
6. Careful Thinker - Won't make a decision
7. Good Communication Skills - Spends lots of time on phone
8. Active Socially - Drinks a lot
9. Quick Thinking - Offers plausible excuses
10. Work is First Priority - Too ugly to get a date
11. Independent Worker - Nobody knows what he/she does
12. Uses Logic on Difficult Jobs - Gets someone else to do it
13. Meticulous Attention to Detail - A nitpicker
14. Has Leadership Qualities - Is tall or has a louder voice
15. Exceptionally Good Judgment - Lucky
16. Keen Sense of Humor - Knows a lot of dirty jokes
17. Plan For Promotion/Advancement - Buys drinks for all the boys
18. Of Great Value to the Organisation - Gets to work on time
19. Relaxed Attitude - Sleeps at desk